I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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