You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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