Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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