remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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