Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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