you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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