You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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