after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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