Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
