brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
And then my night got REAL pukey
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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