i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
