like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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