break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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