Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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