That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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