actually, I'm a sock model
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
3pm strippers are depressing
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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