Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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