Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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