four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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