I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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