come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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