come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
So squirting runs in the family.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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