Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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