I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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