She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
either way he was missing a nipple.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
So. Much. Porn.
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