Non-Jews are for practice
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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