her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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