he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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