Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
