so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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