dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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