Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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