Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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