Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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