I want to make a zoo with you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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