Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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