Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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