You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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