How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
