I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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