Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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