Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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