It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
