She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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