I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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