It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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