I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i barfeds in our rink
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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