Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry beefcliff hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(307): View more from Wyoming

if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.

Fav 64 2223 5150
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.

Fav 9 2419 992
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

Fav 6 3536 1055
share tweet
(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.

Fav 4 1257 1774
share tweet
(415): View more from California

Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.

Fav 4 852 1277
share tweet
(524): View more from

I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.

Fav 6 572 1848
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(714): View more from California

But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?

Fav 12 1097 666
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(269): View more from Michigan

This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???

Fav 2 247 387
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(270): View more from Kentucky

I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.

Fav 1 119 102
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT