been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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