i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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