She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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