But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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