So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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