I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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