I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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