This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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